EAGLE REPLACED BY SKUNK ON PRESIDENTIAL SEAL - HALF BLACK HALF WHITE AND EVERYTHING HE DOES STINKS
Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -
TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message.
HONORABLE MEN - President Bush fulfilling a promise to work out with a wounded hero he visited in Walter Reed. Odd, the news didn't report this story.
FACEPALM - When the PRESIDENT facepalms you, then you're in deep trouble
JEFFREY LEBOWSKI - The Dude for President 2012. Mellow out and abide man
OPTIMUS PRIME FOR PRESIDENT - I'd vote for him Would you?
OBAMA'S TYRANNICAL RELIGION - "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the 'good' of its victims may be the most oppressive." -- C. S. Lewis
MR. BEAN FOR PRESIDENT - Thats it. I am voting for Sidious.
America in decline under Democrat influence. -
FACE MINUS PALM - when the fail demands strangling the Vice President for his last Speech
"I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT" - Because I think killing children with drones is ok when a Democrat does it.
EPIC FAILURE -
GOOFY FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT - GOOFY CLAIMS THE PRESIDENT STOLE HIS IDENTITY Eric Holder says charges won't stick! (wanna bet)
PRESIDENT OBAMA - Says he wants to get more in touch with today's young voters ...
GEORGE CARLIN FOR PRESIDENT - Because government and politics are total bullshit ...
GEORGE H.W. BUSH - Read my lips: No new taxes... psyche!
ELECTION 2012 MADE EASY - Vote for the American
BRUCE CAMPBELL - Your future president?
SECRET SERVICE - Of course I'm upset about the recent events with the Secret Service. But what hurts me the most is that I never got invited to any of their parties!
HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor)
OBAMA'S MARKET - Notes written in crayon so liberals can understand it.
PRESIDENT OBAMA - Republicans Beware
2012 - Why not vote for someone who is honest about their evil intentions?
president hillary:day one -
HONOR AND SERVICE - Obviously not a community agitator!
Biff is running -
OBAMA'S PRESIDENTIAL SCRAP BOOK -
ANOTHER DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT CLAIMS HE IS NOT SENDING TROOPS TO WAR...AGAIN -
ENVY - He's handsome, wealthy, successful, a family man. It's not difficult to understand why liberals hate Mitt Romney so much.
President Crybaby -
INCOMPETENCE - OBAMA INTERVIEWING A POTENTIAL CANDIDATE TO BE THE NEW SECRETARY OF THE NAVY
ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions
CONSERVATISM - CLINGING FIERCELY TO ONE'S BELIEFS IN THE FACE OF OVERWHELMING OPPOSITION AND OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE WRONG
The Art Of War -
BACKBONE - SARKOZY - Don't shoot ! I'm French! I'm a coward!
" OBAMA SITS IN THE COPY OF THE BUS ROSA PARKS RODE " - Only a copy of what a real President should be, would use it as a reelection prop.
IMMUTABLE TRUTH - What a legacy- no wonder he vacations and golfs a lot... Worst President ever. End the error in Nov. 2012
DEAR MR. OBAMA -
MITT DID WHAT? - HE PICKED AN INEXPERIENCED RICH KID TO BE A HEART BEAT AWAY FROM BEING PRESIDENT?
TOO EASILY AMUSED - Someone told her Obama was getting reelected.
NEWT GINGRICH - for president
WASHINGTON - FATHER OF OUR COUNTRY? OR JUST A SLAVE-OWNING CRACKER?
SPOCK - Voting me out of office is simply not logical.
"HUNDREDS OF NATIONAL PARKS WILL CLOSE"... - There are only 58 national parks !!!
" JUST WAIT TILL I'M MORE FLEXIBLE " - Let us pray for our Commander-In-Chief and the upcoming elections. Please open your Bibles to Psalm 109:8 and read along with me: "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."
ANOTHER DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT CLAIMS HE IS NOT SENDING TROOPS TO WAR...AGAIN -
HEY MR. PRESIDENT!!! - Real leaders don't care more about their television guest appearances when there is an International Crisis!
ONE NATION UNDER - "I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'" Will Rogers
U.S. NAVY - Still awesome in spite of Obama.
HERMAN CAIN - "If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself." 9-9-9 "some poor people will pay more taxes."
THE BEST AMERICA HAS? - One can't continue being President and the other can't be allowed to become President. America is screwed either way!
DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned
SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now?
PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER - what moderates wanted when they voted for Obama
OBAMA DIDNT KILL OSAMA - Just Like Charles Manson Didnt Kill Sharon Tate, Leno Or Rosemary LaBianca.
Clinton and 9/11 -
executive orders -
GOVERNMENT - how much did they cut their pay? $0.00
THE EMPEROR - I knew McCain was the dark Lord of the Sith. I'm glad I defeated him. - Mace Obama
BIBLICAL OPPORTUNITY LOST - Cain vs. Unable.
OBAMA - Orphaned Brat Against Middle-class America
HAVE NO FEAR... -
HEY LANCE "WHERE'S THAT GOLF PLAYING DUDE?" - Honoring the wounded troops ! George W. Bush and Lance Armstrong Ride With Wounded Warriors.
PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers
Obama wants to 'redouble' his efforts on terrorism -
SHAME ON YOU... - to those who didn’t vote for RON PAUL because you felt another candidate could beat Obama!
AND THAT GROUP OVER THERE -
LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle.
ANOTHER OOPSIE (AGAIN)! - "President Does Not Have Power Under Constitution to Unilaterally Authorize a Military Attackâ€™ Senator Obama, 2007
SOCIAL ENGINEERING IS WHY - "If we have a program...of universal health care, that will disproportionately affect people of color, because theyâ€™re disproportionately uninsured" --Barack Obama
AND NEXXT TIME -
T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY!
KAMINA - The only candidate who can bring us true progress
EVOLUTION - OH MY GOD! WE'VE FOUND THE MISSING LINK!
9 9 9 - THE ILLUSIONIST (Hint: Turn your screen upside down)
Stupid Things Liberals Say -
BILLY JACK FOR PRESIDENT 2012 - America needs a kick ass President now more than ever
AN INKED PRESIDENT - It would probably beat the hell out of all the current Presidential candidates
FLIPSIDE OF THE COIN -
JIM! - "I'm a president, not a mathematician"
Leading is about empowering others -
G8 SUMMIT - You were right, Nick. This is a great place to hang out . Damn, she fine!
President of the USA -
IF IGNORANCE IS BLISS - Republicans and Democrats must be very happy
" FORECLOSED " - President Obama’s Chicago home was foreclosed. President Obama had neglected to make a single payment on the home. Now running America & living in the White House.
THE BLAME GAME - When was the last time a Black man didn't blame a White man for his problems?
DEMOCRATS HAVE CHANGED! - Or is it just me?
THE GREAT DIVIDER - A nation divided by their President and it has nothing to do with race. How bout policies!
TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack!
ROMNEY - MY NAME IS MITT. AND THIS IS MY SON MATT, MY SON TAGG, MY DAUGHTER HOPSCOTCH, MY GRANDSON KICK-BALL,....
MR. PRESIDENT - you seem different on TV
" CHANGED " - Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.Abe Lincoln
More Presidential -
$650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy?
SILVER LINING - I just found mine!
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